In a jaw-dropping announcement that’s already dominating headlines and crashing pre-order servers, Elon Musk has officially unveiled the Tesla Watch, a feature-packed, AI-powered wearable priced at an astonishing $149 — less than a third of the latest Apple Watch Ultra 2.

And it’s not just the price that has the tech world gasping.

“This isn’t a watch,” Musk said at the launch event in Austin, Texas. “It’s a wrist-based revolution.”

A Glimpse Into the Tesla Watch

Forget counting steps or tracking your heartbeat — this watch practically knows you better than you know yourself.

What’s inside? Take a look:

🧠 NeuralLink Sync: For those with the optional Neuralink implant, the Tesla Watch allows thought-based interface and biometric data streaming. Yes, you can text with your mind.

📡 Starlink Satellite Connectivity: With direct access to Musk’s satellite internet network, this watch works anywhere — deserts, mountains, oceans. No phone required.

🔋 SolarSkin Charging: Thanks to Tesla’s proprietary SolarSkin tech, the watch recharges continuously under natural or artificial light. Battery anxiety? Erased.

🛡️ Tesla Defense Mode: A built-in micro-drone (yes, really) can deploy to record threats or alert emergency services. Think Iron Man… but real.

🔐 Quantum Encrypted Comms: Messaging and voice calls are secured using SpaceX-grade quantum encryption. Zero chance of data breaches.

And It Only Costs $149?!

Musk explained the price point simply: “Innovation should not be a luxury. This is about mass adoption. We want everyone to have access to superintelligence.”

Compare that to Apple’s latest wearable starting at $799 — with fewer features, more restrictions, and no satellite independence.

The Apple Effect: Panic in Cupertino?

Industry insiders are already calling it the “Tesla Shock.” Apple stock dipped 3.5% following the launch, with social media exploding in memes about “Apple Watches being sold on Craigslist for $20.”

According to tech analyst Emily Hartman:

“This is the biggest disruption to wearables since the first iPhone. The Tesla Watch doesn’t just compete—it leapfrogs Apple.”

Sources inside Apple claim emergency meetings are already underway to address the surprise release.

Privacy, Power, and the Musk Factor

Of course, not everyone is applauding.

Some critics warn that with direct integration into Neuralink, Tesla vehicles, Starlink, and possibly even SpaceX missions, the Tesla Watch could give Musk unprecedented access to global personal data.

“Elon Musk doesn’t want to compete with Apple,” said digital ethics expert Marcus Liu. “He wants to replace it.”

But Musk shrugged off concerns with his trademark grin: “Would you rather have your data with me, or with a company selling it to advertisers?”

Pre-Orders Already Exploding

Tesla’s website reportedly saw over 2 million signups within the first 30 minutes of the announcement. First deliveries are scheduled for November 2025, and Musk hinted at a deluxe version later this year — potentially featuring holographic display capabilities.